“It doesn’t really matter whether you’re an astronaut or a time traveler, a space alien or a caveman. Ultimately, your heart’s gonna get broken.”
— Simon Rich
“Don’t speak in POETRY VOICE. You know what I mean.”
Some time ago, I transcribed many of the “final thoughts” offered by the talk show host Jerry Springer; thoughts about transsexuals, mothers who slept with their daughter’s...
“Private James Marshall Hendrix of the 101st Airborne, playing guitar at Fort Campbell Kentucky 1962.” (via Reddit)
PUPPY SIZED ELEPHAHT IN A HAT.